Roll up, roll up, come see the fabulous Painted Lady! English Burlesque is back back back, so take your seats ladies and gentleman, lovers, friends, musicians, performers and admirers for a performance with the English Burlesque starette, as she woos her audiences with her strip-tease performance.... putting the tease back into strip-tease!!

The Painted Lady charms all, with her renditions of old and new burlesque alike... if you desire traditional 50's glamour, creative and quirky stories told through dance or crave the glitz and glamour of feathers, jewels and head-plumes of Las Vegas show-girls, then indulge in a performance of the Painted Lady..... charming and quintessentially English Burlesque Strip-Tease at it's best!

The Coy Girl
Set in the 50’s, this act tells the story of a pretty but coy young lady, who is persuaded by her boyfriend that he would love her all the more if she would just take her clothes off for him. Naturally, she has palpitations at the prospect of such a suggestion, but however, this girl is not as coy as she seems….

The Bag Lady
An old homeless tramp tells her bad-luck story of over a bottle of whiskey she has found, only to find that her whiskey actually is a discarded bottle of magic potion, which has amazing effects on how she feels about her self!

Geisha Tea Ceremony on Acid
This act tells the story of a Geisha, dressed in traditional kimono, performing a Geisha tea ceremony, only to find that her tea has been spiked with a little stronger, changing her into a Geisha with newly found confidence to flaunt her stuff in ways far stronger than tea!

Beautiful Butterfly
This act tells the story of the transition of the humble caterpillar going through metamorphosis into a beautiful butterfly.

Angel and the Devil
A charming and cheeky act, which combines striptease with the trapeze, for the ultimate ‘tease-on-the-trapeze’ – telling the story of how the devil corrupts Miss Goody-two-Shoes Angel! A fun double act, requiring a supporting ceiling beam with a 16feet drop for the two trapezes.